Speaking of real-life violence, here's a video of a pizza clerk who decided to fight back when a robber slapped him. A couple of punches and the robber is knocked out cold.
I saw the pizza clerk interviewed on the Today Show this morning. He's 17 and has no martial arts experience. Imagine what would have happened to the robber if a trained martial artist had treated his face like a couple of boards to break.
As Bugs Bunny, famous martial artist, might say, "What a maroon!"